Our Team

Sammy Nix

I'm the Queen Bee of this outfit. I play a perpetual victim to make people feel sorry for me and buy me things. I pretend to have Crohn's to get weed, and I moved my entire family across the country to be with my internet boyfriend. Now since I can't come up with my own ideas and have to copy people, and won't keep my mouth shut about other people, I got my dad to buy me and my family an RV and we parked it at this place called Rattle Snake Ranch. I homeschool my kids because we don't have an actual address.

Phillip Burelson

(Rick Grimes)

Hi! I used to call myself Thelo Green, and pretended to be him, because in reality, I'm a maintenance man. Oh, one time, I got hit by a car in my own apartment complex parking lot. I refused to call the cops because Down with the man! I also rage left the hospital because I have an opioid issue, and they wouldn't give me pain meds. I also wanted to call the cops when someone 400 miles away scared me.

Did I mention that I love QAnon?

Michael Babblecock

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